Woman Humor

Got this in an email from a dear friend, have no idea of the original source....but it was a good reminder for me of my self worth.

BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

COFFEE,CHOCOLATE, MEN.SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW 
HOW TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT 
THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME.YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, 

SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

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