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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Woman Humor

Got this in an email from a dear friend, have no idea of the original source....but it was a good reminder for me of my self worth.

BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF



A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

COFFEE,CHOCOLATE, MEN.SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW 
HOW TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT 
THE FIRST TIME
DO NOT START WITH ME.YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, 
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

Post Title Woman Humor